Doucheberry is a portable communication device that when used by a non-douche is known as a Blackberry. The Doucheberry becomes such when one is clearly douchebagging with a doucheberry. For instance, using the Doucheberry to impress someone.
Amy: Hey look at that douche over there
Mike: Is he actually using his Doucheberry in a bar? Oh wait! He's trying to look cool for the skank next to him!
Amy: What a douche...
Mike: Is he actually using his Doucheberry in a bar? Oh wait! He's trying to look cool for the skank next to him!
Amy: What a douche...
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A twitter hash tag used on 8/28/2010 to commemorate Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally on the Washington mall.
Most often, but not exclusively used by his detractors, and a few insightful Republicans.
Most often, but not exclusively used by his detractors, and a few insightful Republicans.
The #douchebeck claimed that he wasn't promoting a book, but was "restoring America's honor." Few understood what he meant.
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smart kid: dude ...you are so douchebread. get a life.
smart kid: dude ...you are so douchebread. get a life.
by elctrctyscpe April 4, 2008
Get the douchebread mug.A man who performs oral sex on his female partner after he has ejaculated inside of her vagina and directly afterwards attempts to kiss her is known as a douchebreath.
by Nadsss August 8, 2010
Get the Douchebreath mug.When one attempts to reinvent oneself in the hope of excising or removing one's douche-like qualities
Chris: Mike is such a shitpile. I can't handle it anymore.
Kevin: I don't know, he'd probably say that's 'subjectable'
Chris: How can he? He's a useless twat lip
Kevin: He might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
Chris: There's no help for him
Kevin: I don't know, he'd probably say that's 'subjectable'
Chris: How can he? He's a useless twat lip
Kevin: He might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
Chris: There's no help for him
by Cebbin December 31, 2013
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Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.
Belieber: OmFG #CuTtingForBieBer !!!111!!1!!!!
Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.
Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!
Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....
Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!
Person: bitch, please.
Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.
Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!
Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....
Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!
Person: bitch, please.
by DaMoose February 4, 2014
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