douche canoe

Not just your run of the mill douche. A total douche! This douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. Avoid the douche Canoe at all costs.

Ryan Seacrest is a total douche canoe

by Daniel: Tiger of Ra January 14, 2008

Douche canoe

Any wigger driving a four door white jeep while wearing white Oakey's

Man did you see Summers driving his jeep he is such a douche canoe!

by Xvoodoo June 8, 2015

douche canoe

Not a definition but the orgin of the phrase: This phrase was coined in 2004 by Blake Edmondson in Camp Walker, South Korea. It was used as an alternative phrase for someone being a complete moron / dick / dirtbag. After Edmondson transferred stations I attempted to pass this phrase on along with other greats such as..... Gungle a gungle, (rumble of a V8) Kadouche (boom), and Splack (disgusting splash).

Mongo don't be such a douche canoe, just drink the damn shot!

by You know! October 12, 2012

douche canoe

A vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags.

Dude, check out that Hummer over there. It's a total douche canoe.

by Skirish April 25, 2010

Douche Canoe

A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag.

No a bag could not contain all of his douche, he is indeed a douche canoe

by Jangles the moon monkey July 14, 2011

douche canoe

One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.

Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.

Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.

by GeoSlab September 25, 2012

Douche canoe

A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.

Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.

by C.R.W January 16, 2013