Dotnose 

Dotnose is a scenario where one person is oblivious to something obvious and doesn't believe anyone that tells him about it.

somebody has a bit of dirt on there nose.
E.g. 'Dude you have a dot on your nose!'

'No i dont!'

'Thats so Dotnose!'

Dotnose by Azza :D July 9, 2009

Dotnose 

When something is very apparent and written all over someones face, yet the person is not aware of the situation (only others around them), they are being a "dotnose".

A "Dotnose Situation" is when a group of people identify a dotnose within the group.

When someone is being a "dotnose", one can inform them by saying "you have a dot on your nose".

Is one of the most offensive words in the English language, more so than cunt, and black people find the word more offensive than nigger.

"We found Steve's blood test results without him finding out, turns out he has AIDS, and he was being a real dotnose about it at the restaurant."

"When i walked in to the room, it was clear that it was a dotnose situation, and so i quickly left."

"Shit, do i have a dot on my nose?"

"You could have told me i was being a dotnose, man!"

Dotnose by Brian Spukowski July 3, 2009

dotnose 

To be completely clueless about the current social situation or joke.

That dude was such as dotnose, he was literally the only one not aware that there is a dot on his nose.

dotnose by lyngenberry December 16, 2008

Dotnose 

When something is really REALLY obvious, like a dot on your nose.

THERE IS A DOT ON YOUR NOSE
DOTNOSE!!!

Dotnose by Richard Wilkins III December 16, 2008

dotnose 

One of the most hilarious (and apparently more offensive to African Americans than nigger.) Heard first on The Sarah Silverman Program.

Random guy: Excuse me, sir, but you have a dot on your nose.
Steve: What are we, in third grade? I'm not gonna look!
Random guy: No, really, you have a actual dot on your nose.
Steve: You...Are...an idiot!
Random guy: You know, you don't have to be a jerk. I was just trying to help. YOU HAVE A DOT ON YOUR NOSE, DICK!
Brian: This is a total dotnose scenario!
Radom guy: I guess it is. I mean, it's a classic dotnose situation. I don't see how it could get any more dotnose than this.

dotnose by Dotnosedchick January 20, 2011