donkey punch

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.

"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"

by T Unit July 20, 2008

donkey punch

When a guy is doing a chick in the ass, and he randomly slaps her in the back of the head causing her to tighten her ass severly.

"I donkey punched this chick last night, her ass was super tight."

by mzval May 18, 2005

donkey punch

When you punch someone in the cunt so hard that they die!

*Isaiah donkey punches stephanie

by asdadsfasdfs September 5, 2007

donkey punch

Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head.

This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

by domnation May 13, 2005

donkey punch

Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head as hard as you can. This gives a tremendous sensation. But for it to work correctly, the girl must be completely knocked out, so that her asshole tightens up uncontrollably.

Last night, when I got back from the game I donkey punched Jenny, twice.

by PoloSportCondoms.com July 29, 2008

donkey punch

During the act of anal intercourse, typically in "doggy style" position, the man fingers the the girl to climax, and at that instant, punches her in the kidney and pulls out. The result is the woman shitting everywehre.

The donkey punch is quite a sexual feat, just dont get any on your feet.

by Old McJeezy's Jizz December 13, 2007

donkey punch

simple
its when you punch a donkey in the face

mike tieson punched that donkey right in the face
man that bitch got donkey punched then he bit off her ear
yes the donkey was a girl

by t-radical squared May 13, 2005