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Danger Slut

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Nearly super human, urban “girl about town”. Not afraid to throw a punch or do a bag of blow with your mother-in-law. If this allusive creature decides to take you home tonight, expect at least one finger in your butt to establish control.

Drink of choice: Whiskey rocks

Jukebox song: Nancy Sinatra, “These boots are made for walkin’”
can you believe that she fucked her mothers boyfriend? she should wear a warning sign that says "danger slut"
by dangerslut July 13, 2012
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Danger Shit

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The art of needing to nip out and give a birth to a brown trout in a place where you may get caught for example in a public place like such as the middle of mc donalds
I was dieing to release a brown trout the other day whilst out shopping so i hid behind a table in mc donalds and had a danger shit it was great
by KingGimp January 3, 2009
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When you find out the girl your currently dating had sex with a good friend of yours in her past.
Mike: man whats wrong John: man brandy totally pulled a "danger she smashed the homie" on me.
by Danny beeh January 31, 2010
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Danger Shit

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Going for a shit when there is only a limited amount of toilet paper to be used therefore it is dangerous and could end up using all the paper and be left with a shitty arse.
"I went for a danger shit today."
"What's that?"
"A shit with a limited amount of toilet paper."
by Aaron Grylls November 28, 2011
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dinger stinger

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When you get soap in your peepee hole and it stings really bad.
Guy1: When i was having my morning showing i got a dinger stinger!

Guy2: oh dam that sucks
by iwillsexyourmom November 3, 2021
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It can be employed as an audio cue to determine the level of threat which Lancastrians are experiencing.

The scale is 1 to 5, 5 being of the most perilous of situations.

1: What is that?

2: T'ah fuck is that?

3: Fuck That!

4: Fuck!!

5: Fuck this shit i'm out...
C'mon now t'ah fuck is that smell of piss in me room?
2 on the Lancastrian Danger scale - moderate to low risk.
by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016
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danger stranger

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An 'ethnicon' (ethnic icon) used to refer to Arabs or Middle-Eastern travelers who immigrated to the US in recent years amidst the growing wave of terrorist attacks that has led many average, terrornoid American citizens to become concerned about their country's 'air-border' security.
Capps (Computer-assisted passenger prescreening system)/ US-VISIT (US-Visitor & Immigrant Status Indicator), are some of the new, computerized methods for 'profiling' the new comers.
These methods have made it possible for the TSC (Terrorist Screening Center) to make large, biometric database files in what has been termed 'soft intelligence' operations all over US airports complete with issued e-passports.
Now (irony has its day!), there is a new segregatory system in America that very soon you'll be on an escalator in an airport somewhere in the US, while poor schlub Arab hunheads are on another seperate one! You are the 'trusted traveler' who's been 'reverse-profiled' by this kind of neo-racism!
The post-9/11 'ticking-time bomb' theory of immanent suspect terrorist threat, justified the use of any method including TFRs (temporary flight restrictions), free-forms (witnesses' description of oriental-looking face whom might prove to be a hiding active terrorist in a city), in order to close the 'security gap' created by the attacks... has made a danger stranger out of many Arabs arriving in US airports.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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