dingle berry

A small piece of poo clinging for dear life on the ass hair like it's the gym rope

Ahhh! where are the scissors!

by Rashiem Mohomid Abdul Jabar Smith July 7, 2003

dingle berry

A Big ball of shit hanging down from your ass hair!

Execuse me sir, you got a dingle berry comin' out your butt.

by BIFFY February 21, 2004

dingle-berry

when a mans ass and nut hair intertwine with a neglected left-over piece of poo forming an uncomfortable knot.

Ian was attempting to cut out a dingle-berry, when he got a leg cramp and sliced his gooch and was rushed to emergency.

by Cadice January 29, 2006

dingle-berry

A very small piece of shit intertwined with nut hairs and lint-balls from underwear. Dingle-berries are usually lodged via nut hairs on the upper inner thigh area next to the "scrotum pits " or inside the scrotum pits themselves. When dingle-berries age, they break free and attach themselves to underwear.

Dave washed his drawers but one damn dingle-berry is still there!

by J_B. December 27, 2007

dingle berry

Dried up shit that hangs on to the hair of the ass.

Kate: Hey Josh, I see a dingle berry hanging out of your ass.
Josh: Be a good friend and get that for me.

by I forget December 10, 2004

Dingle-berry

Nickname for two turds who spend a lot of time together. Typically at work or school.

There goes dingle-berry fucking things up again.

by Pancakes. Strawberry pancakes February 11, 2023

Dingle Berries

A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.

Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.

by IronMikey April 12, 2023