Obtain a jar of japanese mayonnaise and slather your stale hawt dawg with it. Tell your blind or visually impaired sexin' woman that you're gonna pleasure her with a dildo and butt plug. Lube up a dildo and butt plug in front of her. Stuff the butt plug in her beaver and jam your mayonnaised schlong into her mudflaps. She'll think it's the dildo, til you squirt your baby gravy in there. Then thwap your shrinking dong on her breasts. You must eat half of a Wild Berry Pop Tart during this process, and when you've finished jam the other half into her fuzzy cumdumpster.
Tom Selleck: hey babe want me to rub my moustache on you tonight?
Someone's Mom: Nah. I'm in the mood for plastic tonight.
Tom Selleck: PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED!
(5 min. later)
Someone's mom: OMG that wasn't a dildo! That was a Spunky Dildohammer
Tom Selleck: I know.
Someone's Mom: Nah. I'm in the mood for plastic tonight.
Tom Selleck: PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED!
(5 min. later)
Someone's mom: OMG that wasn't a dildo! That was a Spunky Dildohammer
Tom Selleck: I know.
by Murdertrainacomin September 29, 2010
Get the Spunky Dildohammer mug.Dildorado'd -meaning; to offend or alienate a group of people.
This offence can be one single action or several actions that add together to result in offence and alienation.
Usually leading to a loss of acceptance from the group and possible shunning or excommunication.
Commiting this acction is generaly serious enough to ruin any chance of acceptance back into the group.
This definition does not apply to offending a single person or commiting an offence that likely will be forgiven.
This offence can be one single action or several actions that add together to result in offence and alienation.
Usually leading to a loss of acceptance from the group and possible shunning or excommunication.
Commiting this acction is generaly serious enough to ruin any chance of acceptance back into the group.
This definition does not apply to offending a single person or commiting an offence that likely will be forgiven.
I Dildorado'd all of my my co-workers when I made that Polish joke at the Xmas party.
He was a lousy team captain, he picked on the black players all the time and Dildorado'd during the big game with his half time speach.
He was a lousy team captain, he picked on the black players all the time and Dildorado'd during the big game with his half time speach.
by Sean1967 March 28, 2007
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While the term may have originated by Limbaugh encouraging people who enjoyed the show to just say "ditto", the word has now evolved to mean a blind follower of Rush's twisted logic.
A true dittohead would follow Rush Limbaugh blindly into the depths of hell if they thought he would allow them to touch one of his Oxycontin stained fingertips.
A true dittohead would follow Rush Limbaugh blindly into the depths of hell if they thought he would allow them to touch one of his Oxycontin stained fingertips.
Bob: Rush Limbaugh is such a visionary. I would give my left testicle to share my Oxycontin prescription with him.
Steve: Why man, Rush Limbaugh is worth $500 million that the government knows of. He can afford to buy a child from South America and pay his way through medical school just so poor little Emanuel Limbaugh will be able to someday write Rush whatever prescription suits him that day.
Bob: Wow Steve, you are an idiot, Rush is just like you and me!!! He knows what's best for the people!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY GOD!!!!
Steve: Sorry man. (Walks away)
(Bob remains infuriated for days not realizing that he's a typical "dittohead")
Steve: Why man, Rush Limbaugh is worth $500 million that the government knows of. He can afford to buy a child from South America and pay his way through medical school just so poor little Emanuel Limbaugh will be able to someday write Rush whatever prescription suits him that day.
Bob: Wow Steve, you are an idiot, Rush is just like you and me!!! He knows what's best for the people!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY GOD!!!!
Steve: Sorry man. (Walks away)
(Bob remains infuriated for days not realizing that he's a typical "dittohead")
by joejoebuffalo April 30, 2009
Get the Dittohead mug."Crafted" in the suburbs of America, pertains to a very if not extremely stupid person that simply cannot help themselves in aoviding inept doings.
by King Warwick May 17, 2006
Get the dodohead mug.Someone who seeks to make sense of American politics, but delegates the task to a right-wing radio pundit, resulting in a chasm between what is believed to be true and objective reality.
- "Joe says that if the icecaps melt, the water level will actually decrease, because ice takes up more space than liquid water."
- "Doesn't he know most of the world's ice is on land, and not floating in the ocean?"
- "What can you do? He's a dittohead."
- "Doesn't he know most of the world's ice is on land, and not floating in the ocean?"
- "What can you do? He's a dittohead."
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