dickslapper

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

by jake December 23, 2003

Dickswag

Swagger from thy penis.

Bro #1: Yo Luan, how's you and your girl?
Bro #2: Pretty good, she gave me some serious bopping last night.
Bro #1: Whoa, dickswag!

by jizzmaster5k April 10, 2011

scooby dooby dick swap

When you and your buddy are fucking a girl, she's blowing one and taking one, then on the count of 3 you and your busy yell "SCOOBY DOOBY DICK SWAP!" And you switch places and make her ask for Scooby snacks at the end.

Hey Paul, wanna go over to Jenny's later and give her the good old Scooby Dooby Dick Swap?

by TrippinBananaz June 6, 2017

Dicksappear

When a female on an internet forum stops showing up entirely when she starts a sexual relationship.

Where has Sandra been? She totally dicksappeared as soon as she started dating Mike.

by Tierz June 30, 2009

Dickslap

When a male genitalia gently grazes your chin

Devlin got dickslapped by MR. K while doing burpees and then proceeded to bruise his chin

by Cblake67 March 18, 2019

Dickslap

To dickslap someone is to completely dominate them. the act of whipping out one's penis and slapping another person with it is to own them completely, they might as well have your name written on them.

To dickslap a woman is another way of marrying them, without all the fuss of a ceremony. Just whip it out in public and slap them there and then, they will be so OWN'D by you that they will be forced to wear a ring and do your every bidding.

*SLAP* you're my wife now bitch!!
okay... i accept it

I dickslapped that guy on call of duty! Killed him 54 times!! LOL

Girl: Hi big guy!
Guy: *dickslap*
Girl: I am yours to command

by G33BzLAAH September 1, 2009

Dickslap

A quick "jerk" like movement of the wrist, whilst holding ones Penis, resulting in the satisfying slap of a Shiny Helmet. Usually against your womans lips or forehead if you are feeling kinky.

Julie wasnt sure she wanted Dave to be her boyfriend no more,as he kept asking if he could dickslap her.

by king_ding September 15, 2005