Dicklash

Neck strain that occurs after performing oral sex on a man. Usually experienced by persons over the age of 40.

Waking up with dicklash really makes me reevaluate my nighttime activities.

by Lotsamama January 5, 2022

Dicklash

When you go from flaccid to erect extremely quickly resulting in a sharp pain in the penis.

Dude I got turned on so quickly I got dicklash.

by Shermanator887 May 18, 2022

Dicklash

Accidentally clicking on a news report notification of a real-life tragedy shortly after busting a nut.

“Wow, I came for post-nut clarity but I left with dicklash. I just had to click on that Ukraine War article.”

by Kodmiinc July 7, 2022

dickwasher

n: Refers to a person's mouth.

Shut your dickwasher! Bring your dickwasher over here and put it to use.

by Scott Free May 30, 2006

Dickrash

In Seattle of 1989, Metallica played the song "Whiplash". After Kirk Hammett's guitar solo, James Hetfield was originally supposed to yell "WHIPLASH!". However, he instead yelled "DICKRASH!" which blew up all over the internet

Adrenaline starts to flow, you're thrashing all around. Acting like a maniac; DICKRASH!

by DudeBroKowski March 26, 2022

dickflash

To expose just your dick to an unsuspecting person in a public or semi public place. Generally done by exposing the penis through the zipper of shorts or pants or allowing the cock to hang out the leg hole of a pair of shorts. More often than not, when a man is dickflashing, he pretends not to know he is exposing himself to his voyeur, so as to prevent any trouble and allow the person looking to enjoy viewing his organ in secret.

"Oh my god, that guys dick head is hanging out of his gym shorts, he's totally dickflashing us."

by Mattxj April 10, 2008

Dick-Lash

When a man takes a womans head and forces it so hard up and down during a blow job, that the girl has a mild case of whip-lash the next morning.

"I can barely move my neck side-to-side because Seth gave me dick-lash last night."

by Thisones4jizzy July 25, 2009