dick bag

Dick Bag or DickBag.

A big bag of throbbing penes. Offensive term.
Patrick is one of the biggest dick bags that I have ever met.
by Johnny Cunt Dodger October 26, 2006
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Nicky Dick Bag

An online entity that usually preys on women and tries to be whitty and clever but fails at all attempts. The Nicky Dick Bag generally derives from the homococksuckulous species.
"Yo bro you see that Nicky Dick Bag getting owned"
"Damn you're such a Nicky Dick Bag"
"Why are you acting lke a Nicky Dick Bag?"
by ManacondaMofo December 31, 2011
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The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.
Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.
by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019
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Golden Dick Bag Award

1.Prize for those who achieve the pinnacle of Dickbag status.
2.A Dick Bagwhich has been previously been guilded in award winning fashion.
1.That fucker tripped me harder than I have ever been tripped before! He deserves a Golden Dickbag Award!
2.Look at that Dick Bag! Give that guy a Golden Dick Bag Award.
by Demetrius D. August 3, 2006
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dick bagging

While in bed, tucking one's penis and balls in the bedsheet, thus forming a cocoon.
I really wish my husband would stop dick bagging the sheets.
by Nog's Nag September 16, 2016
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Dick Bag

The tiny piece of material that is worn across the private area in an attempt to show off the quads and abs. Compulsory uniform of the Russians and Italians. Also known as the 'bannana hammock', 'dick togs' and 'the budgie smuggler'.
I hate when my dad's pubes hang out of his Dick Bag at the beach. togs banana hammock dt budgie smuggler
by Jbabydfunkyfre$h October 17, 2014
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go dick-a-suck a bag

Legendary phrase used by "Brandon" in kitty0706's "Elliot goes to school" gmod episodes on youtube.
Usually to be used as a comedic way to reject something someone told you to do.
Although not required, it is usually said while throwing something at the person telling you to do something. For comedic effect.
In-game of course.
Teacher: "Brandon you must insert mediocre thing to do"
Brandon: "Go dick-a-suck a bag!" *throws a boot into teacher's face*
by BioSynical January 4, 2024
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