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slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue
MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it
by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016
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National Stick a dick in it day

May 26: National Stick a dick in it day

A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there
by Will Kalamon June 9, 2018
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Go shove a match in your dick and light it!

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012
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Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.
Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.
by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009
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suck my dick and eat it up my ass

Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass
Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass
by Jaskins2 May 22, 2017
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