Hammer Dick

Description of an incel, or generally intolerable person who bashes his cock against a keyboard like a hammer, usually a simp/shitposter on reddit. Unable to formulate educational thoughts due to lack of blood to the brain. So instead of using the penis as intended, they use it as a hammer.

"This guy is such a hammer dick, no wonder he's going to die a virgin."

by Toman Captain #2 August 29, 2021

dickhammer

To hit a golf ball with force.

Wow, I really dickhammered that ball.

by Crazyspe May 30, 2009

Dickham

Dickham is ham on a cheese sandwich shaped as a dick. It usually involves the shape of the balls and the penis, and it often consists of several pieces of ham in order to create the unquestionable shape of a dick.

Eva, I can see you put some dickham on your sandwich today, you must be hungry for some meat!

by Shapesofhaminhunger February 6, 2019