diagonal

to be high on marijuana aka pot, reefer, gange, etc

Dude, i got fucking diagonal last night

by Skottish July 3, 2007

diagonaling

A sexual act. The man and woman are in what would appear to be missionary position, but their heads are rotated around 45 degrees with the axis at their genital connection.

Aw, man, I tried diagonaling with Alice last night. It was an amazing sensation.

by Imperial_Inquisitorius April 4, 2011

diagon alley

Slang term for a woman's genitalia. To be more specific, her vagina/pussy. It could also be referring to Forest.

"She had a tight diagon alley."
"Her diagon alley was getting railed, so i plowed her knockturn ally."

by Farced DD February 25, 2009

Vicky Mendoza diagonal

The hot-crazy scale, known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal as defined by Barney in How I Met Your Mother. The crazier a girl is, the hotter she is allowed to be.

That chick is pretty crazy but I guess her hotness makes up for it, definitely on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.

by freqznbutterz December 21, 2007

Diagonal Debby

When your girlfriend/wife lays diagonal on your bed and disrupts the order of the bed, causing you to retreat to the far corners of the bed.

"Yeah man I couldn't get any sleep last night. My girlfriend was being a total Diagonal Debby."

by Kid Krimson September 3, 2014

diagonal cutter

A lesbian that has male features. Same as a dike

Dude look at that diagonal cutter over there. Hers is probably bigger then yours!

by Frostytip October 6, 2022

extreme diagonal

n. the act of crossing the street using the most indirect trajectory possible, resulting in the extreme annoyance and inconvenience of any vehicles waiting for you.

*light turns green*
"the address is just after this intersection. we just have to wait for this pedestrian to cross."
*pedestrian inches across the street at a 45 degree angle to the curb, taking forever and holding up the whole intersection*
"ahhhh not the extreme diagonal!" *HONK*

by juiceboxx January 19, 2013