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Puerto Rican Deviled Egg

When a guy is hovered over his girl and is jerking off on her face, and when he cums on her face he simultaneously shits on her chest... he must really like her a lot!!!

*don't do this if you have bad knees

Fun Fact = if you have explosive diarrhea and do this whilst cuming on her face, its called a Puerto Rican Volcano.
Ex. Knowing I was going to see my girl later, I went to Cotijas and ate 2 juicy carnitas burritos with extra sour cream and hot sauce. I then proceeded straight to Amanda's house, hoping I wouldn't shit myself, knowing I was on borrowed time. As soon as I walked through the door, I had to tip toe, knowing I might shit myself. I grabbed her hand and rushed her into the bedroom, threw her on the bed while I rapidly took my pants off, I straddled her chest and gave her the best Puerto Rican Deviled Egg she's ever had.

Ex. I was having a shitty day, it was a typical Tuesday, so I went through the drive-thru at Arbys and got a number 2. As I finished my Arbyque, I told the wife I was coming home, I felt something strong coming on. She was dead asleep when I arrived, my genitals started rise. So I gave her a wink, put on the stink, and gave her a Puerto Rican Deviled Egg... while unawakened.
by Jason’s Sugar Tits July 6, 2021
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Go-Deviled

To inflict serious harm upon oneself while splitting wood using a Go Devil. Or, to impropperly utilize the Go- devil on materials other than wood and injure oneself or another person in the process.
The wind knocked down that big birch tree in my yard the other night. Unfortunately while splitting it up for firewood I Go-Deviled my foot and missed 3 days of work. Or, I wish I didn't try to Go-Devil that piece of tin and used shears, I probably wouldn't have lost my right eye.
by Apexdreamer45 February 5, 2015
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Mississippi Deviled Egg

The act of a Mississippi Deviled Egg begins with a female taking a raw egg and absorbing it into her birth canal. She leaves it in there for a week. By doing this, it makes the egg become hard boiled. Next, she and her male partner proceed into copulation, cracking the shell. When the male is close to ejaculation, he pulls out and the girl gives birth to the hard boiled egg; usually, at this time, it is in pieces. Lastly, the male splooges onto the egg bits; thus making a Mississippi Deviled Egg.
The other day, my girl let me give her a Mississippi Deviled Egg. Her snatch smelled like rotten eggs for days, but it was so worth it.
by shecallsmedaddy18 April 20, 2018
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lint roll your deviled eggs

When you have someone perform or continue to perform fellatio to the extent that the receiving partner begins to lose pubic hair from their genital region.
Damn dude, I couldn't believe it at first but she really did it when she offered to lint roll your deviled eggs. Are your balls back to okay since then?
by Pyyr August 28, 2022
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Devited

Being excluded or excommunicated from bro activity
Dustin you been devited to come with us
by Ty dollars February 17, 2015
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DevilDog

The origin of the term is commonly associated with the Battle of Belleau Wood which took place in France during the First World War. The Germans were shocked at the ferocity of the attacking U.S. Marines (elements of the 5th and 6th Marine Regiments) and called them "Teufelhunde" which loosely translates to "Devil dog". After the battle, the French renamed it "Bois de la Brigade de Marine" ("Wood of the Marine Brigade").

1. Commonly used to address another Marine and has no real negative connotations (unless spoken sarcastically, at which point the speaker is likely to spring a rather nasty leak).

2. Used to address a Marine who's name is not known (before nametapes on the utility uniform became standard).
"Let's go, Devildogs... MOUNT UP!"

"Hey Devildog, what unit you with?"
by USMCG_Spyder December 28, 2005
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