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desperati

People who desperately try to gain or hold on to fame. Includes the wannabes, has-beens, attention whores,and 15 minutes are up crowd.
She's such a desperati.
by Thegrantman June 21, 2010
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desperate diamond

the four cup re-rack formation in beer pong in which the shorter part of the diamond is pointing down the table. A clear act of desperation on behalf of the re-racking team.

this term is often mistakenly used to describe a dirty diamond, which has the longer part pointing down the table.
bp player 1: yo dude, I need a re-rack. I'm desperate.

bp player 2: going for the desperate diamond?

bp player 1: I've got no choice....
by tmcg February 7, 2009
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Desperate eyes

When even the most repulsive people appear attractive due to an extended period of loneliness.
Jessica: "The things I would do to that guy with the ponytail."
Carmen: "Jessica, I think that's a woman. You have some desperate eyes."
by Jmarev June 9, 2013
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Desperita

When you are desperately in need of a drink but you are all out of other liquor and mixers and left only with tequila and random other beverages.
Liquor store is closed and all I have left is tequila and Dr. Pepper. Looks like it's time for a desperita!
by houston34baby May 25, 2019
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Chronic Desperation Disorder

Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.
Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.

Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.
by xxxtittilishious November 8, 2019
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desperation kink

The sexual arousal someone feels when they feel the need to piss.
by Jsoevels January 1, 2016
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desperate

1. feeling or showing a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with.
2 (of a person) having a great need or desire for something.
Tom is such a desperate f***, literally trying to bang everything that moves.
by The1337kidofCrawley January 6, 2017
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