Depresso espresso

When you dont wanna be happy drink this

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Person1: dude sometimes i dont wanna be happy

Person2: then i got something for you.
Depresso espresso
When you dont wanna be happy
Person1:wow this stuff is depressing
Person2:that explains the name ;)

by AssGripper2003 June 23, 2022

Depresso Espresso

A certain type of emo who wears all black like most emos.

Have you heard that Kengo is a Depresso Espresso?

by CheesenCrackers:) January 31, 2022

depresso expresso

an emotion of extream sadness. something so sudden can change one’s mood so quickly. usually used in surfer boy context along with words “radical, rad, surfs up”

Jerome: “Yo dude, they just sold out of your fav concert tickets.”
Bentley: “Bro that’s got me depresso expresso…”

by Sneaky Slisther June 22, 2022

Depresso Expresso

You're depressed, and mad, but mainly depressed.

"I'm depresso Expresso *sad face*"

by Jello.mke23 July 8, 2022

Depresso Espresso

Noun
The physical form of depression when you drink your espresso.

Adjective
The way to describe a depressed person who drinks espresso everyday.

Noun
Ahh it seems as Fabian Jablonski has taken the Depresso Espresso

Adjective
Depresso Espresso Nick Lin sat there in a bad mood.

by getbullied69 July 12, 2020

Depresso espresso

The incorrect way to say the common term “espresso depresso”

Person 1 “I am depresso espresso”
Person 2 “you mean espresso espresso? You idiot.”

by Idont havea name October 2, 2020

Depresso espresso

The incorrect way to say the common phrase “espresso depresso”

Person 1 “I’m depresso espresso”
Person 2 “do you mean espresso depresso?”

by Idont havea name October 2, 2020