Someone who lacks common sense.

A.K.A Leanne
Leanne, Jesus you're a dense wee chick.
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Someone who understands subtleties but misses the big picture in a way that's convenient to them or out of self interest but they don't necessarily realize that they're doing it because they're so stuck in their own world and so used to how things are. Someone that only looks at things from their own perspective but never even considers anyone else's perspective and doesn't realize or appreciate how one sided they are.
For example if you complain that your friend is making you sleep in the living room but you miss the fact that he is letting you stay rent free because he wants to help you out and he doesn't owe you anything but you owe him a lot then your are dense.

Or if my boss yells at me for little things that aren't really my fault but he completely misses the fact that he owes me a ton of money because he can't afford to pay me right now and that he's only paying me minimum wage and he doesn't even pay overtime or doubletime rates if I work overtime or doubletime and he doesn't pay sick pay and he doesn't comply with any of the labor laws whatsoever and when I quit he acts surprised and complains about how everyone quits on him when things are tough and how everyone is such a quitter but doesn't acknowledge or appreciate anyone's effort while they are working for him it's because he's dense (true story).
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A word commonly used by RayLi, Larry, and Daniel to describe acts of stupidness and dumbness. People like Crystal and Iris are common examples.
Crystal!! Milk comes from COWS not supermarkets! Stop being dense!!
by Dszeto123 July 11, 2008
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When something is sick or phat
Dude, that was dense as.
by Degerz August 4, 2015
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Sex move, the ejaculatees' seamen is held in the mouth of the receiver and sternly deposited in the anal passage of that very same person.
"Mum, look at my picture I drew today, my teacher said it was naughty but its just Daddy?"

"Steven, what you saw last night was your father densing with some of his work colleagues, I did ask that you didnt draw a diagram at school."

After all, Steven was always fond of drawing diagrams. Meanwhile, back at Railtrack...

by Dr Webbels August 19, 2008
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Slang for "sick/rad/awesome" as in appearance or "deep, intense, complex" about a conversation. hipster-hippy. Synonymous with "on fleek", "stylin" "ballin" "hip" & any other word that means it's fucking cool as shit. Antonym of "ratchet", "basic", & "lame"
"This week is so DENSE, bro!" See Also: "Yo, those shoes are DENSE man, where you get em?", & "He's super into philosophy, man. We're like soul brothas. We just chill and talk about the dense."
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Adjective describing a thick physical being and is often used as a hyperbole to emphasize the description of said person
1. Instead of saying “that girl is so thick” one can replace it with; “Damn dat girl real Dense!”
by panda_bern August 28, 2018
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