When someone complains about how bad something is, so they substitute it for another thing they believe is good, only to complain how bad it is almost immediately after the substitution. The individual making the complaint has no self awareness and therefore doesn't realise they are the problem and the things they claim are bad, probably aren't.
Example 1:
A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.
Example 2:
A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.
Example 1:
A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.
Example 2:
A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.
Joe: "man, Bill always complains that the women in this city give bad head"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"
by Souper Rare October 13, 2023
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Jerry: Every one of this girl’s profile pics is in a group photo, most of the girls are attractive but I can’t tell which one is her.
Chad: It’s always the least attractive denominator (lad), in this case the fat girl wearing too much eye makeup. Sorry man.
Chad: It’s always the least attractive denominator (lad), in this case the fat girl wearing too much eye makeup. Sorry man.
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The existance of this definition falsifies it.
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2nd guy) There's a guy ahead of us that is driving the exact speed limit.
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1st guy) He's the slowest common denominator
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"Why do they call it 'the denominator', why don't they just call it 'the bottom number'? I mean, it sounds like an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie! 'I AM THE DENOMINATOR.'"
by Tsaalyo September 27, 2009
Get the The denominator mug.Politically Correct gone mad. Towards the end of the Julian Calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a Christmas Party.
Company email: You are hereby invited to the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event. Please respond by Thursday if you wish to attend. There will be ham.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
Employee response: No dice baby, I'm celebrating Christmas that day.
by NaughtyJim December 7, 2010
Get the Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event mug.NDJF exists as a sort of spiritual super position and always accessible way of seeing an inalienable humanist universalism that is inexhaustibly self evident.
Although every mind or human life exists across place and time, we each within us resonate in a singular to ourselves, though collective in shared experience- divine primordial harmony.
Myths and insights of different kind can inform without conflict to another, truth and fact are resolved at the level of meaning, and parallel self-contained human experiences can be held together where difference of interpretation is simply more evidence to the complexity of the lived individual as a phenomena.
NDJF as a psychic super position allows one to draw from influences and elements without being required to defend or have loyalty to any one in particular to reference or to be informed by however how in whatever way, and that there is often wisdom in pastiche of whatever assembled shade.
Rational and irrational actors share the stage.
Excited anticipation or dread filled avoidance are both relationships with what is to come. All that is required is human nature and intuition paired with any imaginable collective theory of mind or nod to the collective unconscious to ponder how we sway.
Wizened consultation with the interior self world is an excellent way to guide one's predictions for the exterior if done so with bravery.
Although every mind or human life exists across place and time, we each within us resonate in a singular to ourselves, though collective in shared experience- divine primordial harmony.
Myths and insights of different kind can inform without conflict to another, truth and fact are resolved at the level of meaning, and parallel self-contained human experiences can be held together where difference of interpretation is simply more evidence to the complexity of the lived individual as a phenomena.
NDJF as a psychic super position allows one to draw from influences and elements without being required to defend or have loyalty to any one in particular to reference or to be informed by however how in whatever way, and that there is often wisdom in pastiche of whatever assembled shade.
Rational and irrational actors share the stage.
Excited anticipation or dread filled avoidance are both relationships with what is to come. All that is required is human nature and intuition paired with any imaginable collective theory of mind or nod to the collective unconscious to ponder how we sway.
Wizened consultation with the interior self world is an excellent way to guide one's predictions for the exterior if done so with bravery.
"Non Denominational Jungian Futurism was revealed to me in a dream."
-Elysium-
"Don't let your themes stay just dreams stuck in ancestral memes while you're trapped by legacy seams too wed to teams to ponder your own dream themes and what they might really mean."
-Anonymous when pondering Non Denominational Jungian Futurism-
-Elysium-
"Don't let your themes stay just dreams stuck in ancestral memes while you're trapped by legacy seams too wed to teams to ponder your own dream themes and what they might really mean."
-Anonymous when pondering Non Denominational Jungian Futurism-
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