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dierking

A state or act of coming to such a state that is typically characterized by the hyper-postmodernist feelings of distanced existential alienation. It is often mistakenly confused with social elitism, but it is actually a projection of quixotic narratives to exceedingly precarious and non-existent relationships. Often misspelled and/or mispronounced by the general public.
dierking at party: *silence*......
Party goer 1: He's such a stuck up social elitist.
Party goer 2: Actually, you are mistakenly confusing his quixotic narratives that are currently playing out in his mind

Party goer 1: And I never knew....
by dierking February 5, 2010
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deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend
did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures
by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011
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Deergina

A doe's ( female deer) vagina
During rutt the bucks are chasing deergina
by Mossyoak002 October 21, 2016
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Deerkiss

A Guy thats named Deerqis but gets called Deerkiss
A guy who kiss kiss deers

anyways i am the person who created deer kiss ズのんムズひ#2004
- AY DEERKISS
- Wow luck at this mf kissing these deers
by Deerqis November 24, 2020
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John Deering

The process of wheeling AND chopping a girl at the same time.
Most guys like to wheel, and chop.
So John Deering is just a more efficient way to get both done.
Why? Because John Deere tractors both wheel and chop-- at the same time.
Example One:
Guy #1: "Mannn I wish I could wheel Tatiana, she's sexy!"

Guy #2: "Dude just John Deere her, you'll get the wheeling and the chopping done at the same time!"

Guy #3: "Whoa man, you're a genius!"

Example Two:
Guy #1: "Dude I'm totally John Deering Kaitlyn!"

Guy #2: "Nice! You wheel and chop at the same time? Giterdun!"
by mysterygirl8765 December 10, 2009
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dereking

The process of speaking at a high or normal octave and slowly decreasing the octave throughout the sentence or conversation until the person is basically whispering.
"Hey man, why are you dereking me right now. At first I could hear you fine but now you're damn near mumbling."
by deon smith May 27, 2016
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Deering

"I'm off Deering tonight"
by coldsunna October 10, 2008
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