Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)
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Dasani is a handsome guy and has a cute smile everytime you see Dasani you will blush he is very strong he is a competitive wrestling guy he is very funny in every way he is a good decent guy to date if you ever lose a Dasani you are fucking dumb or maybe he's g@y?!?
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Dasani is filtered for purity, using state of the art treatment by reverse osmosis and enhanced with minerals for a pure fresh taste. Dasani-pure, essential
Dasani is filtered for purity, using state of the art treatment by reverse osmosis and enhanced with minerals for a pure fresh taste. Dasani-pure, essential
DASANI IS BANGIN, IT COMES IN A BLUE BOTTLE FO'SHIZZLE YO, ITS FLUCKIN OFF THE HEEZY
Betta than that aberfoyle cripnit and just a tiny bit betta than aquafina
Betta than that aberfoyle cripnit and just a tiny bit betta than aquafina
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