sweaty dachshund

a long, smooth, shiny log of shit.

I just had a really long shit. It lay there looking at me like a sweaty dachshund

by milm October 19, 2008

Sammy the dachshund

An extremely over weight dachshund who moans while we eat dinner, a Hansom young man none the less.. enjoys car rides , eating anything within reach, enjoying time with his mother , also know as Samuel L Fatman

Damnit Sammy the dachshund we’re trying to eat give him a yodel or something relli

by february 4,2009 July 24, 2022

Crotch-Dachshund

A euphemism for penis

"I just need to know when to be there; when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund. I wouldn't want to miss it and cause a paradox or something." - Dave Strider from Homestuck

by Histrionic Historian February 19, 2011

Lump the dachshund

A dachshund that inspires artists and their communities.

Lump the Dachshund and Boris were known in the Orlando art scene

by Gallerist January 8, 2021

Darkside Pukekohe

Where all the maoris on the dside know eachother, all related some how. Have the most meanest parties out gee! Partying till the break a dawn where everyone knows the indians at the dside shop! And you got the bestest fish and chips place out called the BBAR (bonaza bar) ha yo fucking crack up BP & MK'S fighting one another! Where no one on the light side wants to come to a party on the dee because they scared! Straight up most gangsted town your ever live in gee YOOOOZAAAA!!!!

Darkside Pukekohe YOZA!!!!

by bobilly December 10, 2013

Darkstalker

the name of a character from the Wings of Fire series. He's a precious smol bean.

A: Darkstalker sucks
Darkstalker fan: GET OUT OF HERE YOU FOOLISH MORTAL!

by CatWafflez August 1, 2020

Dachshund

The Best Breed of Dog Alive ! There are only two kinds of dogs on this world, Dachshunds, and those who wish they were Dachshunds .

Dachshunds are long and cute.

by Edwiener Dog April 12, 2017