danger wank

to crack one off at speed making sure you shoot your load before you get caught!

shouting for your mum whilst beating off!
wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!

by mike March 19, 2004

Danger Wank

Wanking hoping to be caught

Wanking in a hotel room whilst the maid is cleaning the next room. You know she is coming to you next!!!
Sound of the trolley stopping and the key going into the lock brings me to climax!
Is this a Danger Wank or is my wanting to get caught affecting this?

by samsam222 September 26, 2010

danger wank

jerking off in a place where you have a high risk of getting caught.

Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.

by omgitsme23 May 7, 2018

Danger Wank

The act of pleasuring yourself screaming your parents name and finishing before they get to the room.

MOM!!!! Im danger wanking!

by Jakdasnake96 June 6, 2018

danger wank

starting to masturbate while parked at red lights and having to cum before they are green again

i danger wanked at the lights the other day, went straight into the back of a van, then i drove off

by 'The Master' April 2, 2008

Danger Wank

Finishing yourself off during masturbation before being walked in on/caught at your business

Mum walking in on you avin a wankkkkkkkkkkk - Was a mad danger wank

by Roy boi October 19, 2008

dangerous wank

make sure you are prepared. and then when you feel ready start masturbating in your room. scream "mum".

then the fun bit...

you have to ejaculate before you mother reaches you room or you have to do the whole sequence over again.

got back from college the other day.

was sitting at home bored so i thought i would have a dangerous wank
problm was i lost and my dad was the only one at home.

by nathan skerry December 28, 2007