Damien

Lord Damien is our saviour of all death. With his meaty thighs he can destroy anything in his path. He is very meaty and strong and has a 20 inch cock bigger that frazer wallaces big black cock

Lord Damien is coming everyone bow

by Damien’s lover January 16, 2021

damned pen

A person who has stolen the soul of a pen. This usually occurs in World Development lessons, because you can guarantee that in each perfectly lovely WD class, you'll get one maniac who enjoys preying on innocent biros. You know a pen's soul has been stolen when you can no longer write with it, after the soul-stealer has touched it. In some powerful stealers, all they have to do is look at the pen in question to steal it's soul. Fret not though, for all is not lost; you can get a new pen, and can forever call the purpetrator of the other pen's soul 'damned pen', for by stealing a pen's soul they become the pen, which is now obviously damned, having no soul, and all. Eventually the damned pen will be driven mad and thus learn from their mistakes. Hurrah!

Andy: *borrows pen and hands back to Manda*
Manda: *tries to write with pen* Good gravy, you stole it's soul!
Andy: Foiled again!!
Manda: You damned pen.
Andy: *hangs head in shame*
Fish: *chortles*

by Morcloph, Greek Philsopher Extraordinaire January 23, 2006

Damninoes

Pronounced: "Damn-e-nose"
Combination of the expression "damn" and the game "dominoes". Used to describe a bad event/happening that causes another bad event/happening that causes another bad event/happening etc. etc.
Similar to a falling line of dominoes.

Homeless Fat Person: I am fat, so I ate too much fast food, which made me sick, which caused me to barf, which caused my apartment to smell, which made it uninhabitable, which forced me to leave, which resulted in me being homeless.
Passer-by: dude, thats damninoes. Here's a quater.

by Insides January 10, 2009

Gay damien

A guy that has a gf just to hide how gay he really is. He only has time to dick ride his very close friends. A gay Damien has such a rare case of penile dis function that he needs five to seven doses of Viagra to get a hard on!

Man almost thought you were a gay damien.

Eww grodie what a gay damien!!!

by Bigger Taggot The Unkown April 23, 2019

Damen

Damen is a name given to one of the sweetest, most amazing people on the planet. If you're lucky enough to meet them, they might be shy and untalkitive, but when you get to know them more, under their shell they are an amazing person. Damens are some of the best people out there, they don't need to be strong, brave, or anything like that. They will love their friends and partners with all their heart, and when they promise to make you happy, no matter what they do, they always seem to fill that promise. Damen's are sweet, talented, amazing friends, trusting people, and no matter what or how their brought up, they try their very best to be the greatest person ever. and it works. If you're lucky enough to meet a Damen, don't fuck things up, and you might see how amazing they are.

Also, Damen is not a typo for Damien or Damon, dumbasses.

Person A: Do you know that Damen kid?
Person B: Yeah, Damen's great! You should really get to know him. He's an amazing friend.

by Hold my hand June 9, 2018

damnedest

Trying as hard as possible. Mainly a southern phrase

He's doing his damnedest to get the opossum out of the grill of his truck

by GuyLeDouche March 18, 2005

danending

Danending is the phrase always said by a Danish person when they're losing a debate. Often followed after a long dansplanation. It's always same sentence. It can be said in both English and Danish. "If you don't like ___, then leave." or "Hvis du ikke kan lide _____, så gør væk!"

Dane: "We're not having this discussion anymore it's making me tired."
Non-Dane: "What? you mad cause I just pointed out how the Danish Health care system isn't free?"
Dane: "Well if you don't like Danish Health care system, then LEAVE!!!"

Danending is ALWAYS followed by the Dane stomping away like a 3 year old.

by @wwwdotwwwdotcom October 3, 2012