Stupid Druggy: Oh man, I can't stand how
people say pot make you stupid! I'm going to go on Urban
Dictionary and write a bunch of BS definitions for D.A.R.E. and the War on Drugs!
Sober person: Fine. Enjoy your drugs and completely fruitless lifestyle surfing the web from
your mom's basement. I'm going to go back to school where I've been getting A's all week.