Cybersecurity

The illusion of preventing human mistakes by technical means

User1: "Hey Bob, the Cybersecurity department said we need to change our passwords today. I have run out of names to use."
User2: "Damn. I still have one left. Hang on, let me write it down on this post-it just in case."

by #rm -rf November 16, 2016

cyberdust

content that collects on top of core messages as a result of poor internet housekeeping or a lack of steady aggregation

cluttered search results

a basic search on her revealed tons of cyberdust, what a slob. High-school musical photos, college vollyball stats and an audition reel from 98' came up before her new business consulting homepage.

he was easy to find online because his brand was being aggregated therefore free of cyberdust.

by auxpr.com March 14, 2009

cybersex

Cybersex is when 2 people get online usually in a chat room and pretend to fuck one another

Chelz: I wanna feel your rock hard dick in my wet pussy
big-johnson: I want to fuck u so hard, ur pussy will split open
Chelz: I wanna feel u inside me u horny bastard
big-johnson- i wanna fuck you all night long..FUCKING FUCK UR FUCKING LIL PUSSY
Chelz: my pussy is all wet..fuck me harder!!
big-johnson: iam gonna give no mercy to u lil hoe..just gonna fuck u soooo hard, tie ya up and fucking rock the bed u hoe

by -loved- June 28, 2005

cybersex

she (potentially he) types: ..and i begin down your legs.
he types:..and i caress your boobs.

WILLLICKU: hey baby wana cyber
dontcallmenikki: uh. wtf.

by dontcallmenikki October 27, 2003

cybersex

The lowest form of sexual contact one might obtain.

I go into chatrooms, pretend to be a girl, and give guys phone numbers of idiots that I know. The fools are clueless.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

Cybersesh

Using webcams over the internet with another person (traditionally through skype) while each person is smoking marijuana. It gives the simulation of not being alone while smokin' your herb and is a play on words form cybersex.

Person A: "I'll skype you at 10pm for a cybersesh."
Person B: "K, I'll have a fresh bowl packed by then"

by mubbsy88 November 5, 2009

Cybersepticism

The obsessive compulsive behavior of cleaning up your junk email every five seconds in an endless effort to maintain your digital hygiene as if otherwise your online profile would rotten away, wiping the existence of the pathetic internet freak that you are.

Dude, your cybersepticism is starting to worry me. Let's go outside get some fresh air... Come on, dude. Put the keyboard down... Dude, just let it go... All right, give it to me. Give it to me, now... Wait. Are you crying? Dude... Hey, don't bite me... You know what? Forget it. I'm outta here...

by Wolfgang Amadeus Mustard June 20, 2012