cunterrupted

When a productive conversation, meeting or hook-up is interrupted by a cunt.

The meeting was going well until it was cunterrupted,

by caponeduke December 17, 2011

Cuntelupagus

A big fat cunt who can't keep her big snout out of other peoples' business. A distant, more enormous cousin of an Aardvark. (Rhymes with the Sesame Street character Snuffleupagus.)

We never feared running out of supplies, since every Monday morning, before doing any work, the Cuntelupagus sent a delightfully "cheery" e-mail to us letting us know what we had to buy.

by Krakky McKraken August 5, 2007

counterculture

An imaginary state of being. While many social groups define themselves as "counterculture" the only truly counterculture people are geeks, nerds, etc. The only true way to be counterculture is to smile kindly and sincerely at everyone and dress appropriately for the situation.

Fake counterculture guy: I love Black Flag. I have a mohawk.
Real counterculture guy: I love opera. I wear clothes that fit.

by AquaMarina March 24, 2007

Counterceptive

the act of punching a pregnant girl in the stomach to terminate the pregnancy; commonly confused with contraceptive or birth control

Dude, I was afraid i would have to use a counterceptive on my girl when she told me she was pregnant.

by B-ton March 1, 2010

Over-The-Counterculture

Noun refering to the mass of baby-boomers who, although not embracing the lifestyle of the previous counterculture (who took drugs in the 60's & 70's) suffer from symptoms that allow them to rationalize taking drugs in their 60's & 70's.

Daughter: "Hey, did you see how zonked Grandma was at the cookout? She was popping pain killers like M&Ms!"
Son-in-Law: "Yeah, she's a real card-carrying member of the Over-the-Counterculture - even though it's an AARP Discount Card!"

by Mark Gustavson June 18, 2008

cuntcupcake

The female of a cock snake. A nasty bitch, positive flare of cunt.

OMG! Denise is acting like a cuntcupcake! Where have you been cunt cupcake? We have been waiting forever!

by CuntCupcake March 14, 2023