Once a cunt always a cunt

A theory that women always gravitate toward douchebags. They spend hours complaining about how their boyfriend is a liar, never pays attention to them etc. Yet when they meet a guy who even so much as doesn't blatantly treat them like shit, they will ignore him for the sole purpose of sabotaging a healthy relationship.

Jenny: Oh my god remember that guy Damion I told you about. He fucked me 3 times in the ass one night last week and never called. Now he just text me to come over to his house cause his mom is gone. I can't believe him!!

Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.

Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?

Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.

Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt

by Moosir2u33 July 4, 2011

Don't come the cunt, cunt!

Informing your mate he is being an arse.

Your mate is trying to give you some shit

Dougie: Alright

Angus: Your Round

Dougie Don't come the cunt, cunt!

by Shudders June 16, 2006

Cunt of Cunts

A big cunt who hasn’t got a very big cock

Henry Rowbotham is a cunt of cunts

by Henry is a cunt January 20, 2024

pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard

Daniel whenever he feels the need to share his various experiences of having sex once and smoking THC

pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs

by costa the cunt head August 9, 2021

cunt of a cunt

A complete cunt of a person. The ultimate of all cunts.

This bloke, tried to take my fan, he was a cunt of a cunt.

by Skribbles13 February 16, 2018

Cuntely Cunt Song

A jovial song that is often sung in the style of any popular well known melody or song. The words however must only contain the words 'cuntely' or 'cunt'.

The Cuntely Cunt song is often performed by very bored or pissed up wankers who find it amusing to inflict these songs on unsuspecting members of the public.

Anyone who performs a 'cuntely cunt' song will be known amongst friends and peers as a really cool bloke.

An example would be to change the words of 'burn burn burn, the ring of fire' to a 'cuntely cunt song version..... 'cunt cunt cunt, cuntely cuntely, cuntely'

by Used Car Bruce May 28, 2022

Cunt your cunt

Cunt your cunt is a term or phrase used in multiple ways.
1. When someone’s cunty energy is matching yours.
2. When someone is being a ‘cunt’ (aka rude or disrespectful) in an attempt to negatively inflict your cunty energy.
3. When someone cuntifies their cunt (aka a vagazle)
4. Scissoring I guess.

1. When you was dancing with Debbie she was totally cunting your cunt!
2. That girl who was tryna fight you in the club was totally cunting your cunt
3. I’m going to the salon to cunt my cunt!
4. Great granny and Sheila from nextdoor cunted each others cunts last night!

(Cunt your cunt)

by Kceoibrya February 1, 2025