cumsquabler

Somebody who argues about Semen, Jizz, or Spunk

James: I bet I love spunk more than you
Garlews son: I bet you dont ;)
James: Your such a Cumsquabler Oli

by GarlewsGreatPapi October 31, 2022

Cumsquat

When a female squats down after being cream pied and squirts said cream pie out of her

I screwed Becky last night for 3 hours and finally blew my load and she jumped off me and did a cumsquat.

by Mommylj January 28, 2026

Louisiana Cumsquat

A Louisiana cumsquat is when you’re checking your fantasy team while doing a squat at the gym, when all of a sudden you realize you might have a chance of winning your league this year so you produce an excess of semen as a result of your recent findings.

The gym staff had to clean up my Louisiana Cumsquat after I found out Saquon Barkley scored the touchdown I desperately needed.

by treyisverygood September 3, 2021