Cumfart

When someone gets a little too close for comfort. And to make them uncomfortable, you simply just say in a silly voice "Wow bud, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart."

*creepy old man stands next to you* "woah! 'Scuse me sir, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart!"

by Comfort69 June 19, 2018

Usfat Cumfart

When you see a fat girl and it causes you to jizz in the nearest asshole

Lizzo comes in the room, you see a girl is sitting at your desk, and she did an Usfat cumfarts cause you already made a jizz on the desk.

by Mr Hunt 911 December 15, 2021

Columbian Cumfart

When i guy blows cocaine through a straw in a girls asshole, then gives her an anal creampie, waits for the girl to make a cumfart bubble and let it pop on your face to get high.

I got tired of just snorting lines off of strippers asses so I made her do a Columbian Cumfart! It was awesome but I think i have pink eye....

by Winterfart69 November 24, 2019

Cornish Cumfart

Extra thick and creamy cumfart, performed by a inbred Cornish pixie.

OMG, that twerp did a huge Cornish Cumfart on the pavement. “Slop”

by Finger-Licking-Sexy-Chicken August 14, 2023