cum poor

a person who has not had sex or has has semen (cum) inside of them for a long time.

jerry: my girlfriend def wont be cum poor after tonight!
charlie: yo why the hell is your name jerry thats a dumb fucking name

by cupofdirtfordinner November 22, 2020

Cum pool

When you nut and it goes into your belly button and kinda stays there. (This only works with innies)

The cum pool stank like hell, but it was worth it. I got 15 points for accuracy!

by Obama Bin Stalin March 11, 2019

Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold

I accidentally did the cum dick poop

by Coop poop March 3, 2021

poopy cum special

Made popular by the internet flash movies known as the Barney Bunch. A poopy cum special involves eating shit mixed with cum. Pretty self explanatory.

That was the tastiest poopy cum special ever.

by the dooood guy March 27, 2008

Poop Cum

The juice that comes out of your ass when you really have to take a shit, simulating cumming out of your ass.

"Dude last night i had to wipe poop cum out of my pants"

by aws and sk8the512blake February 4, 2010

Gay poop cum

Poop that has cum and gaynesss that shorty man likes

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by UzuPahoźe October 11, 2020

Poop Cock Cum Sock

Something that daddy sticks up my ass.

Poop cock cum sock hearts my anus so bad.

by Loadonmychode October 29, 2020