Crymaxing

This is when you cry just after you have climaxed during sex, as per the Scrubs episode when Carla confirms that Turk doing it freaked her out!

Carla- "I got freaked out when Turk cried after sex"
Turk- "BABY?!?"
J.D.- "It's ok to Crymax, Brown Bear"

Crymaxing is wierd, don't believe J.D.!!!!

by jk1985 April 9, 2008

Crymare

A dream where in you are crying.

I saw my ex cuddling with another person, I couldn't stop myself from crying. Suddenly I wake up, and realize it was just a crymare.

by AndrewcBuensalida July 2, 2016

Cryming

When you fuck her so hard that she cries and cums at the same time.

He fucked me so hard last night I was cryming.

by ElBaloono September 4, 2017

Crymond

When someone steals your Minecraft diamond and you cry like a baby.

"Oh my gosh, he's such a Crymond."

by ProMinecrafter123456789 July 25, 2020

crymax

To sob of gratitude after sex.

I totally crymaxed after I tapped that bitch.

by Chris Foster May 24, 2006

Crymaxes

When one is on top and simultaneously cries and climaxes

Kyle always crymaxes

by Fucckyle November 2, 2016

cryme

A minor/necessary/logical action that normally would not elicit much if any negative response from anyone, but for a spoiled/bratty child who is not accustomed to and/or tolerant of anything less than totally peachy 24/7, it prompts a voluminous outburst of torrential tears and noisy fretful upbraiding that causes the actor to actually feel like a criminal for having committed such a horrendously dire atrocity.

Disgusted great-aunt: I can't seem to ever get through even one visit to my newer-generation folks without their whiny spoiled-rotten toddlers accusing me of at one serious cryme... I never know WHAT silly little thing is gonna set them off next!

by QuacksO June 13, 2017