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crusties

aka crustpunks crustypunks. plural form of the terms crusty and crustpunk. crusties are fans of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. some crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusty milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bottle and lighter heads clamped on to clothes, canine animal companions, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. some popular bands include Dystopia, Amebix, Antiscism, Mankind?, Doom, and Hiatus.
hey did you see those 2 drunk crusties kids get in a fight over a dumpstered bagel yesterday?
by darkmugan May 31, 2005
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poop crusties

Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.

Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.
"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"

"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."

This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.
by Shouse March 19, 2008
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You get to slap ur crushes ass
Me: *slaps crushes ass*

Crush: “why did you do that?”

Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”
by Imcoolright December 6, 2019
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Eye Crusties

Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.
After waking up from a nice night with her partner...

Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009
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National hold ur crushes hand day

Go hold hand with that special person
October 11 is National hold ur crushes hand day
by The noobs 34 October 10, 2019
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butt crusties

Tiny pieces of feces that reside on the hairs in between your butt cheeks.
Try as I might, the butt crusties could not be removed by wiping. Time for a shower.
by brahm2 September 28, 2003
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Crusties

It's the old dried poop stain in your britches or on your ass that flakes off onto the toilet seat when you drop and squat.
Dude, you better use the other bathroom- Paulie just left crusties all over the seat.
by Tommy and Jim May 5, 2011
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