Rumblies

Two different types:

Stomach Rumblies: when you can feel a rumbling sensation in your stomach and know that you're either going to throw up or drop deuce

Ass Rumblies: when you feel a rumbling sensation in your ass and you need to find a bathroom asap

ie: "Dude, that Dominoes is definitely giving me the rumblies right now"

"Stop this car right now, I have the ass rumblies and I need to go so bad I'm getting cold sweats"

by jevek December 10, 2009

Crumble Belly

The state of a queasy stomach, usually associated with too much and/or bad food.

I would love to go out to the movies with you tonight, unfortunately the burrito I just ate has given me a case of the crumble belly.

by Sean Kerr August 28, 2007

Chrissy Crumble

A phrase Used by strangers things’ fans to describe being air lifted by a villain called Vecna and get all of your bones broken and shattered.

I started screaming when Vecna did the Chrissy crumble on max

by Howling winds July 2, 2022

that's the way the cookie crumbles

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

crumblast

an expression of disagreement or anger

B: Hey, I just lost your fake i.d.
K: ahh crumblast!

by bbbbrittney October 3, 2006

Rachel's Rumblies

A severe, painful stomach cramping condition which is caused by the consumption of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Brand Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese that is way past its expiration date.

The eater does not recognize the difference between the chunky clottedness of past due cottage cheese and the natural consistency of the product. Also, the mold may be mistakenly thought of as the fruit in the bottom.

The end result of eating this is painful stomach cramps all night long resulting in lack of sleep. There is no release or expulsion of the product, just pain.

Chaz had a late night snack of Rachel's Wickedly Delicious Lemon Verbena Berry Cottage Cheese. Despite its unusual flavor and texture, he finished the whole cup. Four hours later, he was up all night with a severe case of Rachel's Rumblies.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009

crumbelievable

1. A recent commercial declared by Stephen Colbert to be a beacon of hope that will lead us to regaining our cultural unity as a nation.

2. A synonym for unbelivable used for humorous effect.

1. "If America is to prevail in World War III, we'll need some sort of common experience to bond us as a people... I believe the love for the word "Crumbelievable" is just the thing we need. Soon enough we'll be seeing crumbelievable t-shirts selling like hot cakes.

2. "Gas prices these days are outrageous! Crumbelievable, even."

by filliam_h_muffman_fan_86 August 24, 2006