A Goblin who by night sleeps in your underwear while your fast asleep. If you are uncircumcised he will peel back the foreskin and will start munching on the dick cheese. By day he likes to hide in the darkest part of your house or sometimes in his secret cave that is hidden in your backyard.
by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021
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Get the Crotch Goblin mug.When a man cums in a womens mouth while he knees her in the crotch and pulling the womens cheeks, as she kneels.
by Myarenda November 18, 2021
Get the Crotch Goblin mug.The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.
"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"
"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"
"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*
by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023
Get the Crotch Goblin mug.A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.
by Lebo Luke January 3, 2021
Get the Crotch Goblin mug.Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.
Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?
by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025
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