An elderly man with a YouTube channel called 'The Kosher Crooner' where he sings songs and plays his guitar. He is Jewish and delightful.
by patrioticpakistani March 5, 2023
Get the The Kosher Crooner mug.A male person who would abandon his friends to pick up nickels in a corn field and dumpster pump with Ben Shapiro in Los Angeles. While picking up the nickels, Glenn Beck is usually standing behind, ready to lift the dress and sodomize the crowder when he bends over. He's definitely not gay, but he loves to admire the male body while simultaneously ignoring his supermodel wife's plea for children.
Dude, when I was driving through Iowa, I saw a crowder that I thought was a scarecrow being dry humped by a fat colonel sanders looking gay guy.
by homerolieo June 10, 2019
Get the Crowder mug.1. Noun. A person (in most cases male) who picks the urinal next to another guy when there are nonadjacent urinals still available; usually still applies even when there are dividers.
2. Similar to people who talk when they piss
2. Similar to people who talk when they piss
by Rqrwuerlrj December 21, 2008
Get the Crowder mug.a word to be shouted as a code to suggest and initiate sex with a passing stranger
a code word so that when we see a fitty stranger that we basically just want to bone in the nearest dark corner, we have a way of interpreting whether or not they feel the same way.
a code word so that when we see a fitty stranger that we basically just want to bone in the nearest dark corner, we have a way of interpreting whether or not they feel the same way.
"crocodercock"
reply: lets have sex
"oh man im so horny i could just crocodercock the next person that walks by"
"I heard somebody whisper it into my ear on the bus yesterday - i could only oblige, much to the dismay of the elderly lady in front..."
"Shouting it at a wedding does NOT go down well! Especially at the part when they ask for objections. The bride reciprocated, the guests got angry"
reply: lets have sex
"oh man im so horny i could just crocodercock the next person that walks by"
"I heard somebody whisper it into my ear on the bus yesterday - i could only oblige, much to the dismay of the elderly lady in front..."
"Shouting it at a wedding does NOT go down well! Especially at the part when they ask for objections. The bride reciprocated, the guests got angry"
by crocodercocker December 8, 2009
Get the crocodercock mug.The Crowder effect is a phenomenon whereby any attempt to sound intelligent or humorous has the unintended consequence of making yourself appear continuously more and more stupid. It is named after Steven Crowder.
by Leinad4400 November 1, 2019
Get the Crowder effect mug.To be metaphorically "in the closet" and so fearful of your homosexuality that you viciously and relentlessly attack other homosexuals.
He is so in denial he is pulling "a Steven Crowder".
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!
Before coming to terms with his homosexuality Ricky Martin did "a Steven Crowder".
He may be married to Hilary but that guy is so gay he must be doing "a Steven Crowder"!
by Knight of Niii June 3, 2019
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