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CRLS

Cambridge Rindge and Latin School. The only high school in Cambridge, Massachusetts. The second most ethnically diverse public school in the country. Loved or hated by its students.
Man, I love going to CRLS!
Man, I hate going to CRLS!
by Jake Throckmorton May 5, 2005
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Coldstone Creamery

One of thee most easiest jobs ever created, yet somehow people get fired like crazy. We sing, we make ice cream, and we sit around and do nothing.
Come here, and say something stupid, we'll make fun of you for a week.
We hate having customers, yet they like coming here.
They ask us stupid questions. We give them stupid answers.
We don't care your ice cream is melting, so please don't tell us.
We could really careless if you like what you're eating, we just want to go home.
We don't sell half of the things you ask us for, and most of us are sick of hearing you idiots ask us about it.
Our boss is a jew bastard, who's not even jewish.
But is one of the most jewish people we've ever met.
Our manager is a child molster and pedo.
Tell him your cold, he'll turn the air lower.
Our assistant manager is also a pedo and around the clock pot head.
Everyone else who works here might as well have an IQ of 5.
Except for a select few.
Overall we hate our job, but we do it anyway cause we need the money.
And if you come in, we'll give you a fake smile here and there, but don't expect it all the time.
Welcome to Coldstone, you douche bag.
Customer: "WHY IS MY ICE CREAM MELTING?!"
Us: "Because it's ice cream."

Customer: "Do you sell coffee?"
Us: "What do you think?"

Customer: "Why are you called Coldstone Creamery?"
Us: "I don't know, I've been trying to figure out that since I've got a job here."
by chillaxerbate October 15, 2006
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coldstoned

The act of visiting Cold Stone Creamery to get ice cream while baked.
Getting really baked, and going to Cold Stone
by Bernard Parsons August 28, 2005
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Coldstone Creamer

Sex outside but pulling out just in time to write your name in the snow.
Jersey Phil's favorite season is winter because he loves to do the Coldstone Creamer.
by Jersey Phil April 20, 2014
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coldski

A much faster and more efficient way of saying cold one. Could also be used with boiskis for perfection.
"Yo, what you wanna do today?"

"Let's crack open a coldski with the boiskis."
by PercocetPeter April 21, 2018
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Coldstone Depression

The immense amount of regret and shame felt after eating icecream from Coldstone Creamery.
David: "Mer, I feel so horrible after eating that chocolate dipped waffle bowl full of ice cream..."
Meredith: "Yeah babe, that's called Coldstone Depression...I feel it too."
by hi.immeredith August 6, 2011
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coldspring

A very small very trashy place, oddly the local meth/crackheads mixed with the rural population. The town about 80 miles from downtown Houston. Lot's of trees, losers, and fat people. Has a single 3A High School that looks like an industrial warehouse to passer-bys
"Coldspring is the shits."
"Fo sho"
by billybobthroton January 26, 2006
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