Crispycreampie

When you cream pie your sexual partner, they let the semen marinate in there ass or vagina over night until it’s crispy.

I totally should have showered last night, my pus is a crispycreampie...

by Crispycreampie October 4, 2019

Crispy Richard

A Crispy Richard is when a fried chicken leg is stuck up someone's butt-hole and when it is pulled out, the meat is gone and only the bone comes out.

Ben got a bucket of fried chicken and gave his girlfriend a Crispy Richard in his hatchback Accord last night.

by dance-milk January 11, 2009

crispy x

A word used to describe something excellent, originating from indie legend Miles Peter Kane. Typically followed by and 'X', it can be applied to nearly every situation.

"Its a crispy morning x"
"Looking good, feeling crispy x"
"That is some crispy water x"

by crispy123 December 28, 2018

Crispy Boy

An overly affectionate name used to describe a bottle of Bud Light

Hey Gissell, toss me a crispy boy before I start this rad game of corn hole.

by Mr Smeed September 27, 2017

Goat-Crispy

Well done, over-the-top in a good way.

Bob's meticulously restored vintage car is the goat-crispy!

by ThePeoplesLanguage May 12, 2015

crispy j-j

a 'spliff', 'joint' or 'zoot' with canabbis rolled to perfection.

northern variation: a 'toby special'.

'mann, that brother just rolled one crispy j-j!'

'shit me! thass a wee toby special!'

by rogerbadman. December 21, 2008

crispy snoots

Pig snouts that are barbecued for a long time. Crispy snoots are a regional favorite in St. Louis, Missouri. Usually smoked over hickory, and served with crispy trotters (pig feet) and deep fried ravioli.

The best crispy snoots I ever ate were from a place in East St. Louis that used beer in their BBQ sauce. Mmmm good!

by fugitive May 12, 2007