cripple stud

A hot guy in a wheel chair.

Damn Terry is a cripple stud!

by Graerr May 12, 2022

Cripple Supreme

Uh-Oh! Looks like Elon is suing Open A.I. to "ensure that A.I. doesn't benefit specific people or companies" Boy! I wonder who he doesn't want it to benefit! I wonder who the specific person IS! Who could it be!? Will he murder children if he doesn't benefit?

Hym "Uh-oh! What happened Cripple Supreme? Does my inferior want people to keep pretending he's better than me? Hohohohohohoho! Look at him! Somebody let it slip that A.I. was not his idea with that 'In the future programing A.I. will be no different than having a conversation' quote. Don't let the cripple murder your kids folks! He'll sacrifice your kids in a heartbeat all so he can pretend not to be a retard in comparison to me (the greatest mind who's ever lived). This is crippy-crap-tacular! Yeah, no, you need to pay me. It's already to late for any of this shit. You might as well toss a toaster in your kids bath tonight because if that mongoloid succeeds in cutting me out there is no point in pretending your kids lives have any value. If your kids life is worth less than paying the guy who did the thing to do the thing then just go ahead and ship them of to a veal factory or something."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass!

An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".

Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!

by JPF December 31, 2007

Send a Cripple Nudes Day

July 27, is Send Nudes to the Crippled Day. So all people with missing, broken, sprained, appendages get nudes. See a cripple help a cripple

Person 1: Hey Zack just broke his arm
Person 2: Fuck he’s so lucky it’s Send a Cripple Nudes Day

by udictisfordaboiz July 27, 2020

Swagger of a Cripple

To have an extremely large amount of swagger. Cripples may not literally "swag" when they travel, but cripples ARE SWAG.

I've got the swagger of a cripple, muthaf**ka IM AWESOME!

by Spiderpig12344 November 16, 2011

Social Cripple

A person who is alway saying the most inappropriate things at the absolute worst time.

Social HandgrenadeSocial RetardSocial VegetableSocially Hazardous

Don asks "So when are you having your baby?" The woman replies. "I'm not pregnant". That is an example of a social cripple.

See also : Social Handgrenade

by Don Myers July 15, 2006

swagger of a cripple

when you're walking with a swagger, but it's because you got injured.

Tom: Yo dude, Joe broke his leg
Bob: Haha yeah he's got the swagger of a cripple

by tgkoerxidx September 10, 2011