criminally spicy 

criminal, but spicy

He almost went to jail but he was criminally spicy.

criminally spicy by trent gunn October 28, 2020

Criminally thicc

When someone is so thicc that it should be a crime

She’s criminally thicc... no way an ass like that is allowed

Criminally thicc by JyCobb May 6, 2021

Criminally incompetent fuckwits

A collective name for the highways agency in the United Kingdom

5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency

Criminally incompetent fuckwits by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021