crayola storm

someone who wears as many of the brightest colors as is humanly possible, all at the same time, think clowns and 80s neon style of dress. Used as a theme for college parties.

C'mon we're going to be late for Ginger's crayola storm party!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Crayola

A small dick

Jenny: I told you Kaelin had a crayola!
Brogan: I know, I should've left it in the box.

by Brogo October 12, 2013

Crayolavore

Someone so ruthlessly engrossed in stupidity your only conclusive deduction of this individual is that a significant portion of their diet is unquestionably comprised of crayons with or without paper.

The stupidity displayed by the security team illustrates in totality that they must be crayolavores, there is no other explaination.

by Moxification October 12, 2017

Crayola Sanchez

the Crayola Sanchez is a variation of the dirty Sanchez. When you are turtling, or have a turd hanging out like a crayon, then using it to Dirty Sanchez someone.

Gerhard passed out and Mick gave him the old Crayola Sanchez

by DattoMcHemi April 13, 2019

Crayola shit

When, no matter how many times you wipe, there’s always a streak of shit on the toilet paper.

I had a Crayola shit so intense that I used a whole roll of toilet paper and still wasn’t clean.

by jubbajubba October 7, 2021

crayola gangster

A crayola gangster is an individual who chooses to represent a REAL street gang based on the fact that they wear his favorite colors or because they have the hottest song out at the moment. They're most commonly used colors are Blue and Red (CRIP and BLOOD). A crayola gangster also switches gangs and colors freely, whenever it is convenient to do so, as opposed to their REAL counterparts who's only way out of the gang is death. Beware when approaching some crayola gangsters, as they have something to prove and might try to imitate their REAL gangster counterparts. Crayola gangsters also live well outside areas where their REAL counterparts reside. This creates the delusion effect and causes them to really believe in themselves beacause they have no reference to or regulation by actual gangsters. This is an ever-growing epidemic. They even give these individual huge record deals and it has became a market where it is easy for them to ascertain fame. Perfect example of this is Soulja Boy Tell Em' - YOUTUBE HIM TO SEE FOR YOURSELF

Just look in any high school where gangs are not really a problem and you will find a fine specimen yourself. Hey man look at this Crayola Gangsta

"CRAYOLA GANGSTER FOR LIFE!"

by Dr. Jay Stay November 10, 2009

Crayola

(noun)
When you've had a shit but there's still a nugget in your sphincter which no matter how much you wipe leaves a skid mark on your toilet paper.

Man, I went through at least half of the bog roll before I realised I had a crayola up there. Had to fish it out with my finger in the end. Wanna sniff?

by pixuk September 19, 2014