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CAPLOCK YOUR FACE

An offensive threat to inflict damage on another person over the internet. Usually used by someone who despite years of internet usage still doesn't know the difference between Caps Lock and the Shift keys.
YEAH IM BACK AND WOULD LOVE TO CAPLOCK YOUR FACE ASSHOLE
by (GM) January 15, 2009
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crabalocker

The word is from the beatles song "I am the walrus". It doesn't have any meaning, it was written as jibberish to try to confuse the speculative fans who always found "hidden meanings" in the beatles songs and album covers......because people are STUPID.
"...crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess, boy you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down. Iam the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am the walrus. Koo Koo Ka Choo"
by Crab October 13, 2003
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Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.
Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!
by SuperDoops October 25, 2010
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Holy Crapstackles

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.
Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!
by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005
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Capslock March

A celebration in the month of March where Caps Locking is utilized for an entire 31 days.
IM'er 1:hey man, you going to the game tonight?

IM'er 2:YEAH MAN. I'LL BE THERE.

IM'er 1:wow, you seem really stoked. I thought you hated the team?

IM'er 2:OH I DO, IT'S JUST CAPSLOCK MARCH.

IM'er 1:STOP YELLING AT ME!

IM'er 2:THERE YA GO, NOW YOU'RE DOING IT.
by Chet Stonebreaker December 9, 2009
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Crapstacker

A person who accumulates large amounts of unnecessary things and keeps them around their house, often in stacks. It is not uncommon for stacks to reach several feet in height.
When I saw the piles of newspapers in the corners and on the tables in the rooms, I realized that she was a crapstacker.
by ThragP April 8, 2009
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You are half dead and took forever to type this. To do this type every key on the keyboard like f1 F1 key or win (windows button key) Dont press all of these keys
f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 insert prt sc delete tab qwertyuiop\ pg up Capslock asdfghjkl;' enter pg dn shift zxcvbm,./ shift end ctrl fn win alt space alt ctrl left arrow up arrow down arrow right arrow
by T H I C C D I C T I ON A R Y October 14, 2020
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