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crab shack

The area around a female's genitalia where crabs would dwell. Also found in males. The place where Pediculus pubis resides. A home for pubic lice.
Shelly realized her bush had become a crab shack when the itching began.

Adam's crab shack was the greatest cock block to his sexual prowess
by jafus January 22, 2006
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joes crab shack

i'm not going to joes crab shack because they raise their prices then pull an 'unlimited popcorn shrimp' promo out their asses to dick their cooks over. thanks a lot, assholes.
by brent BEEGLE August 26, 2007
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crackshack

A cool place to hang out with people like heleen with a one, and susan and silver and the gang. They also experiment with life on mars.
Did you hear what happened at the crackshack today? Jardeath came out of the closet. LIFE ON MARS LOL THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN
by CrackshackRULES January 29, 2009
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crabhawk

The CrabHawk is an exciting way of crabbing and fishing at the same time. Using a medium rob/reel combo with strong line, you cast the CrabHawk “out where the BIG ONES lay." Away from all the other people with ring/pots struggling for space and for the same crab. You get out where there's no competition but yourself.

The CrabHawk was designed with the sport fisherman in mind. You'll know when crabs are eating the bait (preferably chicken over fish), because the bait-pole is attached directly to your line. So, when the crab eat or attempt to take the bait, the bait-pole moves, causing action on your rod tip - just like fishing! The CrabHawk automatically opens when it's thrown or when it hits the bottom and it always lands right side up. Nothing like plunking or waiting for time to go by to check the traps/rings to see if you have anything....... you’ll know right away!

One of the greatest things about the CrabHawk is that it's "crab friendly." Unlike snares that rip the legs off when you pull to quick or to hard. It doesn't hurt the crab and you can release the unwanted crab without ever touching them.

The CrabHawk is also perfect for RV’s and boats as it is small (18" X 12") and lightweight. It is easily stored away with much less space used than crab rings, pots and their coils of rope. The CrabHawk is very sanitary and when rinsed after use retains no foul odors.
The CrabHawk gets you out where the BIG ONES lay and where dinner is just a cast away!
by Steven DeMars January 6, 2008
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Joes Crab Shack

When a guy rubs his unwashed, crusty testicle sack on the crack of your anus hole.
Joe: Dude why does my anus smell like fish and have flakes on it?
Guy: Maybe you shouldn't have got a Joes Crab Shack from your uncle mate.
by MasterBlasker999 May 19, 2020
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Crab Shack Steam Pot

The act of which you hollow out a crab shell, shit inside it, shove it inside a girl, then fuck the shit out of it.
Katy Perry devorced Russell Brand because he refused to give her a crab shack steam pot.
by kenshero August 26, 2012
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Jumping Alfredo Crabstick

When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.
Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"

Hooker: "What The FUCK!"

OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"
by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011
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