Crawleria

A state of internal anxiety brought on by excessively socializing far below an individual's potential.

Damn this broad with the hip tattoo is hella suffering from crawleria.

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020

rob the cradle

To have a love interest that is significantly younger than oneself in age.

antonym=rob the grave

Typically, older man and younger women, but not always.
"I want to rob the cradle, I want to trade my 40 year old wife in for two twenty year olds"
For example, further than 5 years apart in age might signal a cradle-robbing". Even more years yells it!

by kiddm May 9, 2007

Laying a cable

When you do a big long shit

im now laying a cable

by Dieseldoctor December 17, 2008

Craber

A gentleman or gentlewoman who fornicates in / or under more than 50 percent cotton linens. If wearing denim the crabe is rejected, as not full crabe has occured.

Garth: Yo bro you crabed last night I heard?
Bates: Had to, got pressured from the fam, it was the only way out.
Garth: Heard you had denim on, doesnt count.
Bates: Oh damn, I was almost a craber? Shit.

by Keith Stoner January 11, 2011

carbleswable

When you’re in the mood for some chicken

Damn, I was so carbleswable last night.

by Bungle Chorf February 17, 2018

Torque A Wicked Cable

Taking a huge log-like dump.

We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.

by ThaBigCheesy March 1, 2010

K-Town Cradle

When you're banging a Koreatown tranny in the ass doggy style with her dick hanging down and both of your nut sacks are clapping together rhythmically like Newton's Cradle.

Scott heard a loud clapping sound coming from the top bunk of E40 so Jake turned the light on to see Trevor and Alexa doing the K-Town Cradle.

by TS Alexa January 27, 2021