An increasingly common ailment across the United States, particularly with the gainfully employed.

Symptoms include the overwhelming urge to curse and yell "Really????" when reading almost any headline, or email bulletin from Human Resources.

The stress from the modern work environment may often cause suffers to consume alcohol, and or play the guitar at Volume 11.

Causes are well understood. The human brain is not hardwired to speak as the everything should be filtered through a "lawyer buffer". Those on earth that still have some sort of "Sense of Humor" find the modern work environment challenging. (Not the WORK part.....the EGGSHELLS part

CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome) is the reason for Happy Hour.

CPCFS (Chronic Political Correctness Fatigue Syndrome) by Killroy74 August 30, 2010

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CPCTC

the best fucking geometry shortcut in existence. save like 5 fucking steps. it makes me feel so horny for triangles

yeh i just cpctc'd that shit

the hefro got cpctc'd up the ass

CPCTC by mathmakesmereallyhorny November 20, 2009

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cpctb

Abreviation for "c'est pas comme ta bite" in French, which means: "it's not like your dick".

It's a extension from "ctb" = comme ta bite.

- Wow you just can't do it it's too hard.
- CPCTB !
- owned .|

cpctb by fouack July 23, 2010

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cpcp

CPCP is an acronym for, Crumpled Paper Communication Protocol. This protocol is an inner office communication in which the sender writes a message on a piece of paper, crumples the paper up, and throws it over the shoulder of the intended reciever.

I cpcp'd you the email address cause you had your headphones on and were not listening.

cpcp by anothertool August 7, 2007

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