Schrödinger's Coulson is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist u/SunQuest in 2018. The scenario presents a Coulson that may be simultaneously both alive and dead, a state known as a quantum superposition, as a result of being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.
According to Schrödinger's Coulson, he is neither alive nor dead until the next season of Agents of SHIELD starts.
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Get the thomas coulson mug.Originates from the Avengers movie and related fandoms.
It means a fandom ignores a character's death and pretends he's still alive until the character is resurrected in canon.
It means a fandom ignores a character's death and pretends he's still alive until the character is resurrected in canon.
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Get the pull off a coulson mug.A person who has a very large, abnormal nose. Also known as 'THE NOSE' This person ate out StepPy *see definition for StepPY* Likes Barney and is very mean. ALSO friends with Skylar Kent Harrison because he too, is a natrual born asshole. Went out with StepPy. SUPPOSEDLY does not like her. Has inside jokes...many. *quick comment* 'got a hair in mouth from eating out Steffani Dean...commoonly known amongst others as StepPy'
Max Coulson ate out a stepPy.
SMACK DAT HO MAX COULSON!!
Max Coulson, go eat out stepPy in a Barney suit.
Max Coulson?? Oh!! The Nose!!
SMACK DAT HO MAX COULSON!!
Max Coulson, go eat out stepPy in a Barney suit.
Max Coulson?? Oh!! The Nose!!
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Get the Coulson mug.In a word-amazing. One of a kind, loves to flirt, hates hispanics, and lives to hack facebook statuses. She is loyal to the end, but will burn you down if you don't live up to her standards. You want her on your team. Also, likes Mexican food and Popsicles. Breaks easily so handle with care.
Look at that bitch in the convertible with eyelashes. Such a Parker Coulson move.
Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson
Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson
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Get the Parker Coulson mug.First and foremost: slut! Doing his best to truly live the 'life of Riley'. Tends to freeload, and smoke weed when he can score it. Rule breaker, but handsome and lucky enough to get away with it. Hard working...(when you can get him out of bed) and sweet natured when he chooses to be.
The urinal in the boys' locker room got blown off the wall? That was a Riley Coulson!
The only one who didn't get arrested at the big drug bust? Wait for it....Riley Coulson
The only one who didn't get arrested at the big drug bust? Wait for it....Riley Coulson
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