couch-potato

a normal person, with a job and a career, socially awkward outside their work environment, who may be using the "excessive TV watching" in order to manage their depression or social anxiety

many people jump the gun and label each and every couch-potato they encounter as a lazy and unproductive member of society; however, a couch-potato may indeed be be a very functional, non-lazy person, but still watch excessive amounts of TV as an alternative to drugs and medication when dealing with their depression or social anxiety

by Sexydimma February 19, 2015

Couch Potato

A lazy person.

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.

by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020

Couch potato

When a guy sits on the couch and smokes a cigarette while getting a blowjob

Hey you wanna play a drinking game?
No how about we play couch potato

by Mr susu November 21, 2018

Couch Potato

A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day

Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too

by ThanosTheMightyGrape June 5, 2019

Couch potato

A person who sits and watches to much TV

that girl Kali is the true definition of a couch potato.

by Indica wishes May 11, 2018

Couch Potato

When a patron masturbates by sodomizing his penis in between the cushions and body of the couch.

Before a fun night out with his friends, Jared likes to watch Disney's Aladdin while performing a couch potato on his living room couch.

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

couch potato thin

Someone who doesn't play sports or go to the gym, but they still manage to stay thin and fit. They aren't on a diet and they still don't gain weight.

"Brittany never goes to the gym, but she still stays thin, she must be couch potato thin".

by Catlover2312 August 16, 2014