contarded

Confused and Retarded.

omg, she is soo contarded

by CarooxCore April 9, 2007

contarded

-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.

-to be able to see spaceships on bankhead.

-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).

by vincentttttt April 16, 2008

Cornard

Possibly the dullest place in suffolk, home to scores of old people and a nature reserve yet also often mocked for being a place of crime.

'Watch out, your purse will get nicked'
'Oh come on, this isnt Cornard.'

by Hattie J April 12, 2009

corptard

A corptard (short for corporate retard) is a person who is employed by a large corporation who quite frankly should not even be employed. This person has the intelligence (intellectual, social, political and emotional) of a brain-damaged hamster. A corptard can be found hiding in all ranks of an organisation. An easy way to identify a corptard in your organisation is through the following behaviours: a) replying all when it is completely unnecessary or inappropriate to do so b) using corporate social media to post things that would even be embarrassing on Facebook c) a very low level of elevator-etiquette and d) wearing strip-club clothing to work.

Did that guy just wish everyone in the organisation a “happy humpday” via social media? What a corptard!

by feluna March 29, 2015

Coretard

Used to define someone who has bought just the Core System for the Xbox 360, and not the hard drive.

"You didn't get the hard drive? You're such a fucking coretard!"

by Raistlin244 June 11, 2006

contarded

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

by jaki January 18, 2004

contard

noun
/conˈtärd/
1. an individual, whose thinking process has been
rendered impaired by political correctness and the
failure to understand that people are responsible
for their actions and the world does not owe lazy
or stupid people a living.

That contard voted for someone with no qualifications to be president and now everyone is losing his old health care coverage.

by mc rob January 11, 2019