The act of ejaculating from your penis into your hand, then lubricating your cornhole with warm gooey jizz.
by Satantouchedme667 March 28, 2015
Get the Leftover Cream Cornmug. When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.
Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!
by Peppermintpattydick December 6, 2020
Get the Iowa Creamed Cornmug. by Alienstunt August 10, 2007
Get the creamed corn rowsmug. the byproduct of a back alley abortion left on the cold wet street for all to see.....and dogs and rats to eat.
by jere from smackjab April 20, 2008
Get the pink cream cornmug. When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw
So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.
by Drpun May 16, 2009
Get the Whiskey River Cream Cornmug. hey michael, i just corned some cream, you want it with some nachos. corned cream is cream which i cured
by mr terrific April 25, 2023
Get the corned creammug. by SeCrit01 March 30, 2025
Get the Creamed Cornmug.