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Corndoggin

The act of having sex with a woman while she is in labor and when you pull out the kid comes out on your penis!
Ex. Jane: My water just broke I need to get to the hospital. John: I'm so turned on right now I'm corndoggin you right now.
by Joseph horn October 5, 2009
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Corndogging

(v) The act of having simulated sex with a woman who is hesitant to engage in intercourse. The woman holds her hand in front of her vagina and the man has sex with her hand. Can also be used to simulate anal sex if a tighter grip is used. Reportedly can be very satisfying.
Not Roger: I enjoy corndogging.
David: That's really weird man.
Self Michael: Gross!
by RooMeD September 5, 2011
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corndoged

Literally getting a skateboard shoved up your anus.

Common examples include a skater attempting a trick off of a:
stair set, ledge, rail, or anything else high enough to rip your balls off, and ends up getting blasted in the: nuts, rectum, scrotum, taint, etc.

So basically your a little wiener impaled by stick. (just like a cordog).

Now all you need is a little mustard.
cool guy: wo what happend to you.

corndog: oh ya i got corndoged trying to frontside flip this 12 set.

cool guy: wow that sucks.

corndog: ya i gotta scar look...

cool guy: we're not friends anymore.
by Shad Barley March 10, 2008
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corndogging

the art of ramming a cocaine filled straw into someones asshole and blowing the coke in their ass as hard as possible
the other day i corndogged Sean while he was sleeping
by Cody Meadows April 11, 2005
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corndogging

the act of using your kneecap to prod someone right in the asshole
Hey, I just got back from corndogging the asshat that plays the flute.
by Dr. Patient March 2, 2018
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Corndoged

(n) When while trick-or-treating without a costume, the homeowner drops a frozen corndog into your bag instead of candy.
Did you hear what happened to Steve..... he went trick-or-treating without a costume, and he got Corndoged.
by The Sasquatch of Ontario October 10, 2018
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Cornhogger

The meanest, most bad ass dwarf slayer that ever lived. Close companion to the Porkstorm and Skootzy.
Holy shit dude, I just got into a fight at the bar and that Cornhogger was laying some serious pipe!
by Porkstorm March 8, 2010
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