Consent

Basic human right

Keep it in you pants you need consent first.

by Bellaboxer June 9, 2020

consensual sex in the missionary position

The most disgusting act one can engage in.

Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.

by Anonymous101100 December 9, 2008

consent

permission

No one may use the vehicle without the owner's consent.

by gaypasta July 1, 2019

Consensual Rick Roll

The act of intentionally seeking out the music video "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley for listening/viewing pleasure.

I was watching some Rick Astley on YouTube, but don't worry, it was a Consensual Rick Roll.

by SubOv March 15, 2010

Consensual Non-Consent

Also know as rape play. In the BDSM community, consensual non-consent is a mix of role playing and an extreme power exchange in which one person is “raped” by another.
Consensual non-consent is not actual rape, instead it is a BDSM scene heavily discussed between the two parties with established boundaries and safe words. It is requires complete trust between the people involved and is safe, sane, and consensual.

It is also often used by rape survivors to help cope with their trauma.

My boyfriend and I did a consensual non-consent scene last week and I felt much better after it.

by knightofflowers January 22, 2022

Conservation of ninjutsu

A law of the Universe, that states that there is a finite amount of ninjutsu available to each side during any given battle. If there are many ninjas, they are all awarded a fraction of the total ninjutsu, or 1/N where N is the number of ninjas present in the fight.

This is the reason why hordes of ninja warriors will be dispatched relatively easily, whereas the lone ninja is almost unstoppable.

Practical applications of the law of Conservation of ninjutsu:

Sir! There's an army of ninjas heading this way!

Don't worry, we can take them.

Oh wait... it seems they've given up, sir. There's only one guy.

GOD DAMN IT RUN!

by Kirbytroid June 5, 2011

Coise

Coise is an abbreviation of the name Marcoise, Marcoise is a play on the name of Marcus and Marcus is a joke name for someone named Mark.

Thus someone who is ugly with big ears and called Mark may be known as Coise.

Please also see Carbootoise, Carfunkle, Art Garfunkle, Art of a Guff, Crud, Grunt or Crunt

Coise is an ugly little Crunt.

by jlang1 December 3, 2011